by Transylvania’s jewel of the French Broad, (short link)

True or False?

The Anti-Christ cannot give the Pope fellatio.
Acolytes who are making ‘the sign of the cross’ do.

Why?

a. They fear eternal damnation and can’t understand why
(their) anatomy represents the truth that cancels the lie.

b. They have to forfeit their integrity for a rib bone fib
in order to make ends meet.

c. They suffer from cognitive dissonance, peer pressure,
and genuine economic need.

d. They walk with “a form of godliness that denies the power thereof.”

Which answer applies to the staff of Duke’s Divinity School?

Exhibit A