by Uncle Sam’s kinder-gentler Anti-Christ
True or False?
gnolice: “When Duke does what’s right
it can’t teach the lie.”
gnovice: “No one fell from grace.
Tailbones explain why.”
peaches: “That’s silly. Tailbones can’t speak.”
gnolitter: “Tailbones represent physical evidence in the courtroom, peaches.
Tailbones are our exhibit A. Exhibit A proves ‘God’ did not punish Adam and Eve.”
peaches: “How can the fact we all have a tailbone prove God did not punish Adam and Eve?”
kathy (coulter) sue: “Does your ‘God’ have a tailbone?”
peaches: “No. God does not have a tailbone.”
kathy sue: “Where does your tailbone come from if Adam and Eve were created in God’s image and ‘God’ does not have a tailbone?”
peaches: “What you are calling a tailbone is not a tailbone.”
kathy sue: “Then why is your DNA almost 99% similar to chimpanzees and bonobos?”
gnofleas: “You and Kevin share much of the same DNA as chimps and bonobos because we are all cousins. You do not have to join the KKK to go to heaven, escape eternal damnation, or prosper in America. Newt was once a bastard Protestant. Then he decided to become a bastard Roman Catholic. Do you know why?”
peaches: “Because he thought his chances of becoming president were better if he became a bastard Roman Catholic instead of being a bastard Protestant?”
gnofleas: “That’s right. He tried to use the good old boys network to game the system. That’s why ‘the Donald’ used the tear gas to do his photo op at St. John’s. He’s become a literal walking cluster fuck.” (for onslow e Q.H.S.)
peaches: “But we love ‘the Donald’ and believe he is God’s solution to America’s chaos, division, and strife.”
gnofleas: “You have a tailbone. That means Adam and Eve were not punished by ‘God.’ Your tailbone proves Adam and Eve are actually childish make-believe, not literal truth.”
peaches: “Then why are we being taught with make-believe instead of the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”
gnofleas: “The 1% who are miscreants think telling a lie and hanging folk ‘bad robots’ from trees is God’s will. They drank the Kool aid and became the illiterate bastards who willfully serve the ignorance that structures primitive fundamentalism. That is why we must encourage Duke (et al.) to pull the plug on the ruse and make America ‘the land of the free and the home of the brave.'”
peaches: “How can I help?”
gnolitter: “You must quit the Klan and understand that Jesus died because he called the Torah the rib bone fib childish make-believe.”
peaches: “But we’ve been born-again.”
gnofleas: “That’s a false positive rebirth that structures your faith with the rib bone fib and a talking snake instead of the truth that sets us free. Can amazing grace help lindsey and flynn quit the Klan and become American God’s prodigal sons?”
Exhibit A
*When children think 2 + 2 equals 5
it’s because SCOTUS won’t let the whole truth go live.
I have neighbors who’ve claimed they’re Christians.
They’ve sacrificed their integrity.
No one fell from Original Sin.
They choose to acquiesce to heresy.
That makes them Klan.
Jesus did not acquiesce to the rib bone fib, Mike.
(Albert may have said “when you add to the truth you subtract from it.”)
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