2023.04.01 April Fools’ part two, “Fundamentalism’s Dead Sea Whopper” wc 297

by Uncle Sam’s kinder-gentler Anti-Christ

                     獾:“ 随意用’真理’这个词代替’上帝’。”

Psychological Warfare

Part One

The GOP Choir: “Let’s all ignore the truth that sets us free
and tell our children God sends souls to hell.
When they think Eve ate fruit from Eden’s tree
they don’t need to know learn why they’ve lost their tail.”
(他们不需要知道为什么他们失去了尾巴)


Part Two

“The Christian’s good news starts with a whopper.
Tailbones are proof they’ve lied about the ‘fall.’”
“Children can’t be taught with Eden’s whopper
when SCOTUS empowers justice for all.”

“The Pope wants SCOTUS to protect the whopper.
Our tailbones are proof ‘God’ did not curse Eve.”
“SCOTUS helps Christians tell a second whopper.
When ‘godly’ people lie they make us grieve.”

When SCOTUS “Repentance empowers justice for all.
Truth explains why tailbones don’t grow a tail.”
“Catholics do not want justice for all.
They lie when they say ‘God sends souls to hell.’”

“Grace helps SCOTUS stop the Klan from lying.
Grace helps the court admit the bible’s flawed.”
“Our tailbones prove elders are still lying.
The lie makes their ‘good news’ entrap with fraud.”

“Integrity can tarnish just like copper
when judges covet fertile fiction’s tale.”
“Darwin’s insight exposed the bible’s whopper.
Did the Klan teach you to believe in hell?”

“Darwin truth frees the Klan from paranoia 
when amazing grace cancels their fear of hell.” 
“Christians can’t believe ‘God Almighty’ cursed Eve 
when they learn why the Pope’s tailbone has no tail.” 

Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.

“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.” 


“When grace illuminates the second mile
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti-Christ translation

Exhibit A

Exhibit B
…….jpeg princeton/#tailbones are our ‘rosetta’ stone