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2021.01.24.2 “2 + 2 Theology” wc 534

“Psychological Warfare”
Unity Through Literacy

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“the curtain of darkness peeled away”


“Every Christian has a tailbone. (8)
Their tailbone did not grow a tail. (8)
Correctly adding 2 + 2 (8)
means they stop believing in hell.” (8)


kathy sue: “Why?”

chief justice of the mire: “Why what?”

dr tom: “Why do smart Christians stop believing in hell?”

huck: “The correct answer is ‘they properly use logic and reason.'”

dr tom: “What do we call the proper use of logic and reason?”

huck: “Critical thinking.”

kathy sue: “When Jews and Christians embrace the proper use of logic and reason they stop being members of the dumb and dumber clubs. Why?”

gnofleas: “When people walk with truth it makes them smarter. When people walk with truth, and they choose to also believe in the existence of God, they do not walk with ‘a form of godliness that denies the power thereof’ because they are walking with the truth. When they walk with the truth that sets them free they walk with the truth that keeps them from walking with ‘godliness that denies the power thereof.'”

chief justice of the mire: “So my cognitive dissonance can be transcended?”

dr tom: “Absolutely. You do not have to believe in hell because you have a tailbone. Your tailbone means God did not make Adam and Eve. Your tailbone means God is not the author of atonement doctrine, God has nothing to do with atonement doctrine and no one who walks with truth can be a Christian or a Jew when they choose to walk with the reason they have a tailbone that did not grow a tail.”

chief justice of the mire: “So justice for all means we cannot allow children to be taught that God made Adam and Eve because God did not create Adam and Eve?”

gnofleas: “Correct. 2 + 2 must equal 4. When Christian pastors make 2 + 2 = 5 an act of fraud has occurred. When Christians teach with the wrong answer it’s ‘garbage in, garbage out.’ Garbage in, garbage out (GIGO) leads to chaos, division, and strife. People with wisdom, knowledge, and understanding embrace truth when they realize they’ve been using a substitute. People who do not become anarchists who walk with ‘a form of godliness that denies the power thereof,’ if they continue to believe in the existence of God.”

the pope: “That sounds very convoluted.”

kathy sue: “No more so than pretending that you can go to heaven because you believe God saves souls with childish make-believe.”

rabbi jehovahwitz: “It’s not childish make-believe if we call it a myth.”

the pope: “And it’s not a myth if we call it the ‘word of God for the people of God.'”

Justitia: “Two liars cannot help Americans stop believing Satan is real. Grace does not dwell in either of you. Would you like to transcend your hypocrisy now, or stay the course and bring on Armageddon?”


Exhibit A

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Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.

“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”


“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation


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