“Adam and Eve”

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Tuning Theological Correctness

gnofleas: “The rib bone fib is responsible for causing over a billion people to believe the devil is real. Even though orthodox Jews are willing to admit Genesis is a myth, shouldn’t Judaism’s influence be considered a domestic threat?”

rabbi jehovahwitz: “The fact that our hyperbole is viewed as literal truth by the Catholics and Protestants who have adopted atonement doctrine as their gateway to eternal life is not really our concern. They are able to digest the relevance of Darwinism and DNA as well as any orthodox Jew. It’s not our fault they call the myth ‘the word of God for the people of God.’”

the pope: “It’s true that things have gotten a little out of control at times, but all in all, Judaism 1 and 2.0 have been major contributors to the civility that has evolved over the course of these last two-thousand years. Surely the KKK’s detrimental influences upon American society can be dealt with without replacing atonement doctrine with the truth that frees the Klan from their insane interpretation of God’s grace.”

gnofleas the Anti Christ: “Unfortunately that is not the case. The stratification of literacy across all fifty states can only be dealt with by empowering justice for all. SCOTUS must replace Adam and Eve with literacy that undermines the heresy of atonement doctrine. Recognizing humanistic Christians and Jews can not deal with the problem of fanaticism among those who do not understand how cognitive dissonance exacerbates the hatred that truth can free us from. Truth must come first. We know God did not create Adam and Eve. We know God did not curse Eve or raise Jesus from the dead so billions could believe that Satan is real.”

chief justice of the mire: “Do you really think due diligence will fix the problem? How can God bless America if we are no longer able to call ourselves Christians and Jews?”

the Anti Christ:  “Justice for all is a beautiful thing, John. It is the cornerstone for the literacy that empowers equality, liberty, and hope in a world that needs greater understanding. You cannot ask God to bless America and then say no to the path that brings the blessing. The causality wrought with the heresy of atonement doctrine strips Hope from the ability to redeem folk from ignorance stamped holy.”

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“When grace illuminates how the truth has become flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1^st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation

Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.

“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”