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How does a talking snake lead children to believe in a future event called Armageddon?
Tuning Theological Correctness
gnofleas: “The talking snake from Genesis leads to John 3:16. Jesus called the story about a talking snake childish make-believe. Being told their faith was childish make-believe bothered a lot of people. It bothered folk then. It bothers folk now. It bothers Franklin Graham today. Who deleted Jesus and turned the story about a snake into the fear of eternal damnation?”
dr tom: “Not who, what?”
kathy sue: “The heresy of atonement doctrine was framed with a rib bone fib.”
chief justice of the mire: “Framed?”
kathy sue: “Judaism 1.0 built its house with fertile fiction. Think of the fiction as Pinocchio’s nose. When you wave a magic wand, which we name ‘Credulity,’ in front of a child, the snake can become the ‘King of kings’ and ‘lord of lords’ by deleting the fact Jesus called it childish make-believe.”
chief justice of the mire: “Why would Jesus call it childish make-believe?”
dr tom spong: “Jesus talked about grace and how we should use truth when we teach children. The original Orthodox Jews told many stories. They used creative fiction to weave those stories. After the talking snake, there was a burning bush, but the ten commandments didn’t come from God, they came from Moses’s brother-in-law.” link
kathy sue: “Orthodox Jews turned the fear of God into purgatory and eternal damnation by allowing the heresy of atonement doctrine to build Catholicism, which we call Judaism 2.0. Christendom was built with a rib bone fib. Jesus called the rib bone fib childish make-believe.”
huck: “When the imagery of Christ is inserted into the NT, with the help of John 3:16 and ‘Credulity,’ Easter and Christmas seem perfectly normal. But God didn’t murder Jesus so Transylvanians could go to heaven. God didn’t tell Abraham to sacrifice his own son either.”
dr tom: “The common thread for the nonsense that slanders God by claiming Eve was cursed, atonement doctrine, was born from perjured truth.”
gnofleas: “Calling the perjured truth ‘a myth,’ or ‘the Word of God for the people of God,’ leaves our ability to think with common sense screwing the pooch. That is why many will cry ‘foul’ when the Anti Christ calls their rib bone fib childish make-believe.”
dr tom: “The loss of our ability to think with common sense occurs because of cognitive dissonance. Genesis cannot be grace from God if Jesus called it childish make-believe. Why?”
gnofleas: “Grace from God doesn’t use the fraud that tricks people into believing Armageddon is on time’s horizon. Grace from God doesn’t teach children with a lie or make people pretend the lie has intrinsic value. The lie fosters the bait and switch causing Christians to delete Jesus and walk with a ‘form of godliness that denies the power thereof.’ Real grace from God leads to justice that stops heretics from clubbing children with a rib bone fib.”
dr tom: “We believe Franklin would stop believing Satan was real if he understood that Jesus called Genesis childish make-believe.”
gnolitter: “The Pope doesn’t want to allow the interpretation of the religion clause to open the door for the ex-communication of the perjured truth. Perjured truth makes it appear as though ‘God’ cursed Eve. God didn’t. If God is real then our tailbones must represent the proof that God has been slandered by childish make-believe.”
gnolice: “When we understand why everyone’s tailbone has no tail”
gnovice: “it’s harder for ‘Credulity’ can’t be used to disguise heresy’s spell.”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
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“When grace illuminates how the truth has become flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation
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