“God’s Oracle”
(Would Jesus wear a mask?)

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Tuning Theological Correctness

little suzy: “I am not going to wear a mask. It violates my right to feel free at the expense of irrational fears surrounding this dumb fake flu.”

Jesus: “You need to know, this ‘fake flu’ spreads from people who don’t know they have it. If you are contagious and cough, sneeze , or breathe on me, even though I’m wearing a mask, I could still go home, infect mom and dad, (Mary and Joseph) and have to bury them both at the end of the month. Is it wrong to maybe err on the side of compassion, show some love, and wear a mask? There are a lot of unanswered questions.”

little suzy: “You could just raise them back up.”

Jesus: “No. That tale about Lazarus is fiction. I didn’t raise Lazarus, walk on water, or turn it into wine. Not wearing a mask makes you an official member of the dumb and dumber careless love club.”

kathy sue: “The ‘dumb and dumber careless love club.’ That’s good. Maybe we should shorten it to qdoves.”

huck: “Yeah. That fits. All qdoves ‘walk with a form of godliness that denies the power thereof.’ Stupid Suzy killed Kenny Mary and Joseph.”

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“When grace illuminates how the truth has become flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1^st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation

Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.

“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”