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Tuning Theological Correctness
lejeune’s ass: “Americans who anoint the memory of Jesus with the imagery of Christ are also giving ‘systemic racism’ fellatio. The pursuit of equality, liberty, and justice for all becomes futile when we teach our children with perjured truth. The members of SCOTUS have collectively decided the facts explaining why human beings have tailbones and no tails aren’t relevant when it comes to granting permission for children to be taught with the fraud from Genesis.”
chief justice of the mire: “Justice for all grants heretics freedom to teach children with perjured truth when we allow the religion clause carte blanche. The error prevents God from blessing us with the ability to embrace emergent truth as the correct solution for systemic racism. Why we’d rather serve a second master instead of creating a more perfect union must have something to do with cognitive dissonance. elford is right. Due diligence requires that we replace Adam and Eve with Darwin and DNA. Anything less would be uncivilized.” (and reek with (the) impropriety rightly called high treason)
To whom it may concern (aka the body of Christ)
gnolice: “We the class of 2020 can imagine there may be more than just a few believers who are offended by our relentless but dutiful attack on their faith.”
gnovice: “Our attack is against the ignorance that infects their faith, not Jesus.”
gnolitter: “Jesus called the ignorance childish make-believe.”
kathy sue: “Anyone who might be irritated by our enthusiasm for literacy that drives a stake through the heart of the KKK must understand we are focused on every child’s right to be taught with the truth. We believe it is wrong to teach anyone with a lie while pretending that biblical fraud is ‘good news.’”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
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“When grace illuminates how the truth has become flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation
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