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“2 Timothy 3:5-6: beware of politicians who hold a form of godliness, but deny the power thereof: turn away from those who grab women by their crotches or creep into bunkers to hide from the wrath of the people.”
Tuning Theological Correctness
gnofleas: “Let’s begin by using Donald as exhibit A and illuminate a ‘form of godliness that denies the power thereof.’” (I could also use myself to illustrate the incongruous nature of imperfect intellectualism.)
kathy sue: “What does it mean to be godly, from a Roman Catholic perspective? As we understand it, before baptism one must be clubbed with a rib bone fib and believe that God cursed Eve. Is that correct?”
chief justice of the mire: “What does that have to do with Donald grabbing women by the crotch, or your fetish for cunnilingus?”
kathy sue: “Are you talking to me or grandpa?”
chief justice of the mire: “Okay, let’s suppose it applies to both of you. I was aiming at some comic relief. This is a serious question. Godliness, from the Catholic perspective, is an attribute in folk who take the teachings of Jesus seriously. Nibbling on a pubic hair every now and then is okay, but grabbing women by the crotch in a public elevator should never be considered kosher.”
kathy sue: “Did you know Jesus called the fable in Genesis childish make-believe and that Judaism 2.0 is constructed upon the slander that claims God cursed Eve?”
chief justice of the mire: “Yes. I know you claim John 3:16 is a ruse that undermines truth by camouflaging the heresy of atonement doctrine as grace from God. As Catholics, we believe Jesus rose from his tomb, spiritually, not in a corporeal sense. Our willingness to deify him as the only begotten son of God is not idolatrous. We’re just making 2 + 2 = 5. It’s really no big deal. Teaching children with a rib bone fib has intrinsic value. Millions of Americans, even the Pentagon’s command staff, believe in purgatory and eternal damnation. That’s a win-win when you believe the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, knowledge, and understanding.” (This paraphrase of Proverbs 9:10 is a catalyst for the irrational fear that undermines the mental heath of everyone who believes Satan is real. )
kathy sue: “But what about God’s desire to empower equality, liberty, and justice for all? Why can’t grace bring an end time to systemic racism and teach children with Darwin instead of a bald-faced lie?”
chief justice of the mire: “America is not ready for such a radical transition toward literacy that strengthens more perfect unions. We must take baby steps. Nancy’s desire to remove statutes for instance. That’s doable. No more chokeholds is also on the table. But replacing Adam and Eve with science will undermine the authority and respect now garnered by the acolytes of Judaism 1 and 2.0. Our stupidity is protected by the freedom of religion clause.”
gnofleas: “If God wanted to free you from being dumb and dumber, by having me wear the shoes of the Anti Christ in order to encourage a different view, one that allows all truth to be viewed as grace from God, including Darwin’s, can it be right for you to ignore God and impede literacy in America?”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
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“When grace illuminates how the truth has become flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation
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