Theological Correctness
(‘Technical and Tactical Competence’)
“Resurrecting Jesus”
Jesus: “elford’s embrace of ‘gnofleas’ and ‘lejeune’s ass’ helps him role-play the Anti-Christ perspective as a servant of God, Truth, and the United States of America. It’s a win-win for everyone who wants to live in a more perfect union, regardless of where they dwell on ‘P2X-3YZ.’” (Stargate reference)
dr tom: “After experiencing a phase shift in the time-space/space-time continuum, in the spring and summer of 1973, elford had to wrestle with the mother of all conundrums. It required time for all the pieces of the puzzle to reveal themselves. When you are dealt transcendental wildcards or jokers, and find they tend to bounce, it takes folk with lower IQ’s a little longer to sort through all the bells and whistles many simply see as noise.” (Twain reference)
kathy sue: “Grandpa suspected he was meant to focus on stomping the heresy of atonement doctrine flat and felt a little inadequate for the task, given the complexities of the situation.” (inertia, et al.) (Grizzard reference)
dr tom: “elford read Asimov’s Foundation ‘trilogy’ at QHS and found it to be an excellent primer for embracing an overwatch position with the powers that be. Implementing a strategy that would remove the biblical ignorance from Uncle Sam’s many dedicated ‘children of God’ was quite difficult to fathom. The first clue came with Job, the lawnmower man, and something called the world wide web.” (We were disappointed to later learn of King’s decision to sue the genius behind the first film. Both it and the sequel were great fun.)
isaac: “Lejeune’s ass is certain to be a thorn in the buttocks of Boykin and Dubya. He cannot resist using words like ‘cock’ and ‘fellatio’ to lash out @ all adherent of the rib bone fib. All participants of Judaism 1 and 2.0 are shackled to the fraud that slanders God with a lie.”
curly: “If you’re able to grasp one thing from this post, remember what isaac’s just said. ‘All participants of Judaism 1 and 2.0 are shackled to the fraud that slanders God with a lie.’”
gnolitter: “gnolice, gnovice and I are happy to play our part with the sometimes goofy rhymes we rehearse for swansboro elementary. That is where grandpa went for first, second, and third grade. It’s also where he learned about Hermes! Sometimes we think our rhymes are even apropos.”
Jesus: “Duke seminary fails to raise the bar for intellectual integrity because it refuses to integrate truth with the NT hyperbole that leads to a form of godliness I do not recognize. Why do y’all have tailbones and no tail?”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
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“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation
gnolice: “Judges allow churches to teach what isn’t true. 12
gnovice: “That’s why good news shackles folk with the fear of hell. 12
gnolice: “When justice becomes real and its long overdue” 12
gnovice: “SCOTUS can’t ignore why their tailbones have no tail.” 12
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