Theological Correctness
(‘Technical and Tactical Competence’)
“Resurrecting Jesus”
kathy sue: “Grandpa has a peculiar sense of humor. He thinks its funny to say ‘America has generals who have heresy’s cock inserted into their anuses.’ How did Uncle Sam’s command staff become so liberal?”
gnolitter: “Although many were taught to be homophobic they are unable to recognize how a rib bone fib was camouflaged with Christmas and Easter.”
chief justice of the mire: “Is there anything that can be done to alleviate their affection for ignorance stamped holy?”
dr tom: “Yes. We could help God bless America.”
chief justice of the mire: “How do we help God bless America when so many of us have chosen to walk with and swear fidelity to ‘a form of godliness that denies the power thereof?’”
Jesus: “The solution begins with repentance. You must be born again. When you subtract Adam and Eve you are freed from Original Sin heresy’s cock.”
albert: “Why did the Anti-Christ rip Genesis from one of district 29-B’s many bibles?”
Jesus: “The act serves as a catalyst for helping John lobotomize ignorance stamped holy.”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation



