“Resurrecting Jesus”

Theological Correctness

“Resurrecting Jesus”

Jesus: “Eden’s rib bone fib is childish make believe.
Christians must eat fruit from a forbidden tree.
It’s wrong to teach children how to pimp a lie.
Darwinism reveals truth that sets folk free.”

elford: “Jesus lacked choice and had to use his tongue.
Today’s technology serves as my pen.
Jesus didn’t sugarcoat his angst for the fraud
that slanders ‘God’ with ‘Original Sin.’”

Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.

“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”

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“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1^st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation

Jesus: “‘A + B = C’ is a little like ‘which comes first, the chicken or the egg?’”

elford: “If truth is grace from ‘God’ and acolytes of atonement doctrine want to teach children that 2 + 2 = 5, who is walking with a form of godliness that denies the power thereof?”

class: “Christocentric democrats are stupid
because they exalt ‘God’ with make believe.
There was no fall from Original Sin.
Whose mission creep helps charlatans deceive?”

chief justice of the mire: “The authors of the rib bone fib?”