Theological Correctness
“Resurrecting Jesus”
Jesus: “Once upon a time
someone told a lie.
It helps folk believe
they will never die.”
albert: “If you can’t explain it simply you do not understand it well enough.”
class: “Jesus stood against the fraud.
Genesis embellishes a lie.
Adam and Eve are make believe.
DNA helps us understand why.”
Part two
Jesus: “Why do Bert Lane’s neighbors teach children with a lie?”
kathy sue: “Let’s use A + B = C to explain why.”
dr tom: “Which path is used to help folk believe in heaven?”
a. “Ignorance stamped holy.”
b. “John 3:16”
c. “a + b”
gnofleas: “Why is ‘c’ the correct answer?”
huck: “How does John 3:16 obscure ignorance stamped holy and make Christian neighbors belive they should club children with a rib bone fib?”
thomas: “When children are told that make-believe is truth an act of fraud occurs. When neighbors believe fraud is the only way to allow passage through imaginary pearly gates they walk with a form of godliness that denies the power thereof. The monkish ignorance that uses a rib bone fib to resurrect and rebrand ‘Jesus’ as a pimp for atonement doctrine obscures the little white lie.”
(“May [the Declaration of Independence] be to the world, what I believe it will be (to some parts sooner, to others later, but finally to all), the signal of arousing men to burst the chains under which monkish ignorance and superstition had persuaded them to bind themselves, and to assume the blessings and security of self-government. That form which we have substituted, restores the free right to the unbounded exercise of reason and freedom of opinion. All eyes are opened, or opening, to the rights of man.”)
Part three
Jesus: “Why is SCOTUS guilty of high treason?”
lejeune’s ass: “Coveting ignorance stamped holy is a little like having a thumb up your ass. Cognitive dissonance is not asymptomatic.”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
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“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation
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