Theological Correctness
“Resurrecting Jesus”
Jesus: “Our basic catechism begins with a question. Is this statement true or false? ‘Grace helps people change their minds.’” (T or F?)
elford: “When grace helps people change their minds they empower literacy. When literacy embellishes wisdom, knowledge, and understanding we strenghten our pursuit of equality, liberty, and justice for all.”
Jesus: “In the land of the free and the home of the brave parents don’t teach children a rib bone fib can save.”
chief justice of the mire: “We don’t use the rib bone fib. We prefer John 3:16.”
Jesus: “John 3:16 requires slandering God with the ruse that claims there was a fall from grace. God didn’t curse Adam and Eve. Because Adam and Eve are fictional constructs they’ve become characters in a ruse that allows millions to think God cursed Eve.” (Genesis 3:16)
elford: “God didn’t. When you acquiesce to a false witness you walk with a form of godliness that denies the power thereof.”
gnolice: “Christians teach children with the heresy of atonement doctrine.”
gnovice: “That makes all acolytes of atonement doctrine heretics.”
gnolitter: “Atonement doctrine’s heretics call themselves Christians and Jews.”
kathy sue: “When grace helps people change their minds they embrace the reason why they have a tailbone. Freedom from the fraud allows them to say ‘no’ to the childish make believe claiming God made Adam and Eve.”
elford: “God didn’t. When you acquiesce to fertile fiction’s false witness you walk with a form of godliness that denies the power thereof.”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed‘ ’
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation
Jesus: “Supercontinuum theologians love one another with Truth instead of a rib bone fib.”
Reductionism
NOUN derogatory
1. the practice of analyzing and describing a complex phenomenon in terms of phenomena that are held to represent a simpler or more fundamental level, especially when this is said to provide a sufficient explanation.
Jesus: “Is this statement true or false? ‘If people who are ‘godly’ walk with truth, people who do not walk with truth cannot be ‘godly.’” (T or F?)
elford: “When logic and reason are skewed by cognitive dissonance we cannot empower equality, liberty, and justice for all. Cognitive dissonance creates chaos, division, and strife.”
Jesus: “What is the solution that allows acolytes of atonement doctrine’s heresy to walk with Truth instead of childish make believe?”
elford: “We undermine the cognitive dissonance by replacing Adam and Eve with Darwin and DNA.”
If fidelity requires our embracing the reason why we have a tailbone, in order to be ‘godly’ and we choose to ignore the reason why, so we can remain faithful to ignorance stamped holy, we cannot be ‘godly.’ (T or F?)
When people who cannot understand the difference between what is truth and what is fiction are elected into public office equality, literacy, and justice for all suffer.” (T or F?) ‘ A house divided against itself cannot stand.’ This coronavirus is acting like a divine ‘checkmate.’


