“Resurrecting Jesus”

Theological Correctness

“Resurrecting Jesus”

gnolitter: “Our nation’s mental health improves when we
stop pretending ‘God’ made Adam and Eve.”
gnolice: “Understanding why John’s tailbone has no tail”
gnovice: “frees Christians from atonement doctrine creationism’s spell.”

chief justice of the mire: “Spell?”

Jesus: “Truth is like a doorway*
that grace helps us walk through
when you say no to the fraud myth
neighbors believe is true.”

chief justice of the mire: “Myth? What myth?”

class: “Once there was a campfire
in the land near a dead sea
where elders told a whopper
that gave wings to heresy.”

chief justice of the mire: “Heresy? I’m Catholic.”

class:“The reason you are Catholic 8
began with a little white lie. 8
Creationism’s rib bone fib
is a beam in Uncle Sam’s eye.” (8)

Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.

(* An asymmetric vector for Truth)

“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”

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“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed‘ ’
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1^st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation

(It’s not rocket science. It’s anatomy. 2 + 2 can’t equal 5.)

*the pope: “Let’s live stream the ritual
entrapping folk with truth that’s flawed
and ignore the doorway
leading us away from the fraud.”