Theological Correctness
“Resurrecting Jesus”
Jesus: “Acolytes of faith embrace truth that’s flawed
when elders covet childish make-believe.
There was no fall from ‘Original Sin.’
Whose been using my name to deceive?”
chief justice of the mire: “If we spell integrity with a capital ‘I’ then I must state for the record that Christendom has screwed the pooch.”
the pope: “elford is right. We’re using purgatory and eternal damnation as a trumpet for the heresy of atonement doctrine. The wrath of God is just a ruse that turned us into bastard Jews.”
rabbi jehovahwitz: “We’ve got to think more like albert.”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed‘ ’
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation
Bonus quote
kathy sue: “Grandpa believes he’s a ‘son of Mithras!’”





