Theological Correctness
“Resurrecting Jesus”
Jesus: “When truth is lord people do not play with poisonous snakes. Primitive fundamentalists are fools when they test their fidelity to a glorified rib bone fib. Those that do so walk with a form of godliness that denies common sense. Why?”
elford: “When ignorance stamped holy is made to appear ‘kosher’ fictional miracles are used to exploit credulity. No Christian or Jew can walk on the water but many believe the rib fib grants them special status. When truth is lord ‘believers’ accept the parameters of science and learn why snakes are poisonous.”
Jesus: “What else can science teach the acolytes of atonement doctrine?”
class: “It helps us understand why we all have tailbones and no tails.”
Jesus: “When Darwinism and DNA are free to empower literacy children are no longer required to believe Satan is real.”
gnolice: “When irrational fears are replaced by rational fears we stop playing with the snakes in the grass.”
gnovice: “Purgatory and eternal damnation are two snakes conjured by the resurrection of affection for the rib bone fib.”
elford: “Grace helps us separate the hokum that tags the teachings of Jesus with support for the fraud that slanders ‘God.’ I AM did not curse Adam and Eve.”
Jesus: “Adam and Eve represent the make believe that impedes the empowerment of equality, liberty, and justice for all. When truth is lord no one is pressured to believe or disbelieve in the existence of a creator.”
Satan isn’t real. Jesus died.
“The stations of the cross obscure the lie
using a rib fib to lead folk astray.
There was no fall. The Torah’s elders lied.
The lie fosters integrity’s decay.”
“When grace illuminates truth that’s flawed
cognitive dissonance is ‘done away with.’”
1st Corinthians 13:10 © Anti Christ translation



